the actions of a true friend

Ha ha - okay, this is rather childish, but it made me smile:

Man sells wedding invite online, unhappy that his friend has picked unwisely

"All in all I reckon there's a good £150 worth of entertainment if you time it right. No one will know you're not me except the groom and he'll be so pissed trying to forget his new wife's a dog he won't notice".

Ahem.