Not waving but dancing

Victoria points me in the direction of a lovely story, here...

'Flash-mobbers' do the rush-hour waltz as new craze of mobile clubbing moves into Britain

"Rush hour at one of London's busiest stations: Tired commuters jostle for space at the turnstiles while others gaze at the information boards. Is this a typical journey home from the office? Not quite. In the midst of the bustle, something is happening that clearly does not involve commuters waiting morosely for the 7.19pm to Dartford.

At 6.58pm precisely, dozens of individuals dotted around the concourse at Victoria station, each wearing headphones, begin to dance".

Elsewhere, Andrew is on top form here:

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