Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Good announcement

Announcement made by tonight's train driver, after a few minutes delay in leaving Chichester. "Sorry for the delay to your service today; it was the result of drug users being evicted from the train. Passengers in the first carriage, I would like to apologise for the smell of glue. Now that the problem has been dealt with, we expect the smell to dissipate shortly". Wonderful!


Natalia Ulla said...

They should have provided glue for everyone!


Jim Bliss said...

So they kicked someone with a head full of solvents off the train at a stop that wasn't their own? Poor bugger is probably still there now, wondering what the hell is going on.