Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Good announcement

Announcement made by tonight's train driver, after a few minutes delay in leaving Chichester. "Sorry for the delay to your service today; it was the result of drug users being evicted from the train. Passengers in the first carriage, I would like to apologise for the smell of glue. Now that the problem has been dealt with, we expect the smell to dissipate shortly". Wonderful!

2 comments:

Natalia Ulla said...

They should have provided glue for everyone!

Baaaaah

Jim Bliss said...

So they kicked someone with a head full of solvents off the train at a stop that wasn't their own? Poor bugger is probably still there now, wondering what the hell is going on.